sounds like so much work...
So, you don't want a DIY filter...you want a SEDIFY (Someone Else Do It For You) filter?
The easiest way to build a UG filter is simply by supporting a sheet of lighting eggcrate above the bottom of the tank on a series of 1/2-inch PVC or similar. Cover it with a sheet of plastic window screen mesh to support the gravel. You can use one or more vertical lift tubes, powered either by air or powerheads, to circulate the water.
Or, much better, you can do the same thing but attach a piece of glass completely across one end of the tank, siliconed in place so that there is a half-inch gap across the bottom. The undergravel plate abuts the glass, so that the undergravel plenum is open to the chamber behind the glass sheet. Now you can use a canister or other filter set up to draw water from the tank above the gravel, filter the water mechanically to remove solid waste, and then return it to the narrow chamber behind the new glass sheet, so that the filtered water now flows downward, under the gravel and then up through it. This reverse-flow idea keeps the gravel much cleaner, so that it functions much better as biomedia without becoming quickly clogged with solids.
The vertical chamber behind the glass sheet is a great place to install heaters, etc. to keep them out of the display portion of the tank. I had a number of tanks filtered this way back in the day, and they worked very well. I used Aquaclear 500 HOB's, mounted at the end of the tank with the vertical chamber and with their intakes replaced with DIY PVC extended ones to draw water from the far end of the tank.
Take some pics when you get it all set up.