Dr. Phil's advise on Fishing problem....

JuanTamad

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Dear Dr. Phil,






When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime -- bass fishing. I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing. Finally, one day at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam the shop owner who it turned out loves bass fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing buddies. As I said the wife doesn't care about fishing. She not only refuses to join us she always complains that I spend too much time fishing.
A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful bass you've ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught his twin brother! So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice bass that we caught and showed the picture to the wife hoping that maybe she'd get interested. Instead she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat! I think she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself. What would you do? Tell the wife to forget it and continue my hobby or quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists?
Thanks,

P.S. Enclosed is a picture of Sam with the two bass we caught




Dear Fisherman,?


Get rid of that narrow minded wife.
That's a nice pair of bass!


Dr. Phil
 

CichlidAddict

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lol - good one.
One problem though.. Dr. Phil's too much of a pansy to say something like that.
He wouldn't want to offend his Oprah cast-off followers...
 

spotfin

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Those bass look fake.
 

stotty

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We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you
really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you
informed, the definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,
being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on
the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically
speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately
result in death.

:naughty:
 

JuanTamad

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Thank you, I needed that......


......clarification......


.....Balls they are.
 

gomezladdams

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Thats like the 5th time Ive seen that story and I still havent seen any fish in the pic:confused:
 
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