A car temporarily broke down I can handle. He has a late model Expedition that hasn't run in over a year despite being worked on for about 6 months. Add that to the two parted out jet skis on trailer, the Toro lawn tractor, two lawn mowers and 6 bikes in various stages shows he wasn't quite the handyman he thought. Now have daily cleanings of vehicles with chemical sprays, cleaning parts with gas, which frequently got spilled, making numerous motorcycle trips of short duration every Friday and Saturday night you start having a problem. Throw in an unaltered male Dobie that you either keep tied or locked in a garage that's on our side it gets worse. Finally, work constantly on a boat in the driveway with the motor pointed this way at full throttle while you make adjustments. The carbon monoxide pours into the house. The first time I asked politely. The second time a little less politely. The third time was told tough, I'm not stopping and his buddy says get over it bro, it's just fumes. Fortunately I went with my third thought otherwise things would have gotten quite ugly.
I'll take your type of trashy any day.