DUMMIES! Listen up, I have horrible news...
My two Identical Czech Cousins, Grit & Gumption, they were dining at their favorite 'Czech Style' restaurant last night, Grit ordered Paprikash and Gumption got the Goulash, the name of the establishment is, 'CZECH PLEASE!', any gall dang way, ICE rolled in and raided the place, they took Grit & Gumption, a few other patrons and some of the staff too! Took 'em to Idaho!
What is going on in 'Murica'? Gall Dang it all to Hades and back!
GOOD AFTERNOON! DUMMIES! The Albanians, Vigor & Gusto, they're hiding underneath the Akron...