We live near a lake and I do a lot of fishing in the summer. In the early summer there are numerous schools of baby bullheads cruising the shallows. A friend of mine decided it would be funny if he kicked through the swarm and sent a bunch flying on land, but instead he ended up with 5 small (but painful) cuts on the top of his foot. I know I'm his friend and all, but seeing him run to the swarm like a little kid playing 'godzilla' and then tuck tail running (hobbling rather) and screaming like a little girl to shore was too much. I laughed all the way back to his house.