Chia Pet Toilet Seat

[esoxlucius]

Did you all read the list of ingredients?

Who wants to sit on any “rogue bush”?

From an agrarian standpoint, this is a pretty motley collection of grasses. Well I’m not sure they’re all true grasses at all.

Are you gonna sit on “brandy stem”? That sounds absolutely dangerous!

Indeed, and what bloke in his right mind wants to expose the softer parts of his anatomy to "lily's hammers"......OUCH!

 

[krichardson]

Did you all read the list of ingredients?

Who wants to sit on any “rogue bush”?

From an agrarian standpoint, this is a pretty motley collection of grasses. Well I’m not sure they’re all true grasses at all.

Are you gonna sit on “brandy stem”? That sounds absolutely dangerous!

Meh....I prefer bluegrass for my ass!

 

[Ulu]

Indeed, and what bloke in his right mind wants to expose the softer parts of his anatomy to "lily's hammers"......OUCH!

I can’t take all the easy ones.

I left that one there just for you to pick up Esox.

 

[Ulu]

Meh....I prefer bluegrass for my ass!

How are you going to explain those blue-green stains in your jockey shorts?

Personally I think I prefer oak to sit on and bluegrass to listen to.

 

[krichardson]

How are you going to explain those blue-green stains in your jockey shorts?

Personally I think I prefer oak to sit on and bluegrass to listen to.

.....hard pick,splinters or stains.

 

[Ulu]

I wasn’t talking about a fallen log!

I was talking about a piece of wood that has been lovingly polished with six coats of Minwax.

 

[The Masked Shadow]

This could totally work as a prank...