So you are afraid of ghosts??? Ha ha! Ok, seriously, are you sure you weren't inebriated and mistook a chard of broken glass for a ghost shrimp?? You can tell the difference because the chard won't swim and it won't eat when you feed it...
Something similar happened to me when I was really drunk and thought a broken beer bottle was a cat and I petted it.
Anyone who cries at a ghost shrimp attack must need to make a trip to the hospital when they get a mosquito bite!!!
I kid you because it's funny that it happened to you and not me, but I'm wearing gloves from now on... right after I get my Wussy Club membership card!
This is the funniest thread I've seen yet - y'all need to get some tougher skin - literally.