Good names for a Common snapping turtle.

[loconorc]

I know a snapper named Malcolm. He's super horny and shows his junk whenever you pick him up. I also know a Jaws and Bowser, but those have been suggested already

 

[granuccibar]

bruce [:

 

[anthrpicdecadnce]

My snapper's name is Mort. Too young to sex yet, so if it's a male, then it's just Mort. If it's a female, then it's Mortadella (after the lunchmeat); Mort for short.

 

[Louie]

Captain Jack Sparrow.

 

[reynolds03]

Gurtrude!

 

[username48]

steve

 

[maxyboi1029]

id call it bowser

 

[Vicious_Fish]

It doesn't matter, they still won't come when called. Unless you have treats.

.....or fingers.

 

[Fishcrunch]

.......snapper?

 

[ceeej31]

Gilligan