Help Me Prank My Housemate!

[Fish Eat Fish]

Buy a bottle of 1 million scoville hot sauce. Mix it in but dont mix it so strong that he will smell it. It should burn just enough to make him sit in the shower for half an hour waiting for the pain to go away.

I actually have a bottle rated at double that (2 million sco) called wanzas wicked temptation. So hot it burns your fingers if you touch it and is like fire anywhere sensitive like your face...but that could be really really bad

An update on progress: As an experiment I added cooking oil to a small amount of shampoo about 50:50 and you cant even tell by looking at it! Im going to let it sit to see if it separates because that would be no good but if it doesnt I will put some on my hand and see how hard it is to wash off compared to normal. Oily hands never seem to get clean I cant imagine hair!

if it works I think ill just go buy some of that real thick almost solid crisco stuff in the can. should be a good consistancy and a pain to wash out!

any other ideas?

ps: anyone got an idea on how to turn crisco green? I could almost use straight crisco if I could just dye it green

 

[ryverrat]

Spike the shampoo with Metafix- his hair would stink for days.

 

[chefjamesscott]

chilli paste or lots of tea tree oil mixed in with the shampoo

 

[chefjamesscott]

Spike the shampoo with Metafix- his hair would stink for days.

oh PRIME FOR THE WIN

I would be so if when I used your shampoo it came out smelling like prime and that stuff dont just go away

 

[Death Pony]

oh PRIME FOR THE WIN

I would be so if when I used your shampoo it came out smelling like prime and that stuff dont just go away

I was thinking Prime too!

Icy Hot is always a fun one, especially if you record the screams.

 

[Liam]

could just buy that crap smelling tar hair stuff, add like 10 drops into your shampoo and it won't change the colour but it'll make his hair smell like crap