Lol, no explanations/apologies/rationalizations required.
Once you've been here awhile you will more quickly recognize the same questions that just seem to reappear on a regular basis. It's like a natural cycle; 17-year Cicadas, the ebb and flow of rabbit or grouse populations, the waxing and waning of the moon...and the dumb questions that continually rise from the grave over and over. The common element is that just about all of them could be easily answered with 60 seconds of internet research.
The only thing special about this current one is that the OP explains right in the post that he/she
already knows that the fish are illegal in the U.S....and still wants to explore the ins and outs of getting one there!
I think we need to assign certain days of the week to certain questions. It'll help keep things neat and organized. I suggest the following arrangement:
Monday - What's the
absolute smallest tank that I can keep my [insert name of big fish] in
for life?
Tuesday - I can't find a retailer who stocks [insert name of illegal fish] online or locally. Where do I buy them? And how harsh are the penalties for doing so?
Wednesday - I have a [insert name of psycho killer fish] and I am wondering what would be a good tankmate for it?
Thursday - I bought a [insert name of fish] this morning and it still hasn't eaten anything; should I be worried?
Friday - I filled up my brand new aquarium on Friday and spent the entire weekend just sitting and staring at it; does that mean that it's now cycled?
Saturday - I need advice about [fill in some aspect of fishkeeping]. I don't intend to change my water, or upgrade my tank, re-home my fish or do anything different than I already do. I also don't want to hear any harsh criticisms or negative comments about my methods. Please help!
Sunday - This is supposed to be the day of rest, so let's keep it open for all the rest of the questions that might crop up. There's gotta be a few original ones. Free-for-all Sunday! Maybe concentrate on bot clean-ups...