This made me laugh so hard i almost cried. 
Heres a link:
http://phobialist.com/
The underlined one is brilliant.
I picked out the funniest ones.
Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions.
Apeirophobia- Fear of infinity
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth
Atychiphobia- Fear of failure
Barophobia- Fear of gravity.
Cacophobia- Fear of ugliness.
Cathisophobia- Fear of sitting
Chronophobia- Fear of time.
Decidophobia- Fear of making decisions
Deipnophobia- Fear of dining or dinner conversations.
Dextrophobia- Fear of objects at the right side of the body
Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch.
Ecophobia- Fear of home.
Eleutherophobia- Fear of freedom
Epistemophobia- Fear of knowledge
Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news
Genuphobia- Fear of knees.
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia- Fear of long words
Ichthyophobia- Fear of fish
Japanophobia- Fear of Japanese.
Judeophobia- Fear of Jews.
Kainolophobia or Kainophobia- Fear of anything new, novelty
Koinoniphobia- Fear of rooms.
Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables
Medomalacuphobia- Fear of losing an erection.
Medorthophobia- Fear of an erect penis.
Mnemophobia- Fear of memories
Nelophobia- Fear of glass
Nomatophobia- Fear of names
Omphalophobia- Fear of belly buttons
Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything
Papaphobia- Fear of the Pope
Peladophobia- Fear of bald people
Phobophobia- Fear of phobias
Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking
Prosophobia- Fear of progress
Pteronophobia- Fear of being tickled by feathers
Zemmiphobia- Fear of the great mole rat

Heres a link:
http://phobialist.com/
The underlined one is brilliant.

I picked out the funniest ones.
Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions.
Apeirophobia- Fear of infinity
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth
Atychiphobia- Fear of failure
Barophobia- Fear of gravity.
Cacophobia- Fear of ugliness.
Cathisophobia- Fear of sitting
Chronophobia- Fear of time.
Decidophobia- Fear of making decisions
Deipnophobia- Fear of dining or dinner conversations.
Dextrophobia- Fear of objects at the right side of the body
Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch.
Ecophobia- Fear of home.
Eleutherophobia- Fear of freedom
Epistemophobia- Fear of knowledge
Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news
Genuphobia- Fear of knees.
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia- Fear of long words
Ichthyophobia- Fear of fish
Japanophobia- Fear of Japanese.
Judeophobia- Fear of Jews.
Kainolophobia or Kainophobia- Fear of anything new, novelty
Koinoniphobia- Fear of rooms.
Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables
Medomalacuphobia- Fear of losing an erection.
Medorthophobia- Fear of an erect penis.
Mnemophobia- Fear of memories
Nelophobia- Fear of glass
Nomatophobia- Fear of names
Omphalophobia- Fear of belly buttons
Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything
Papaphobia- Fear of the Pope
Peladophobia- Fear of bald people
Phobophobia- Fear of phobias
Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking
Prosophobia- Fear of progress
Pteronophobia- Fear of being tickled by feathers
Zemmiphobia- Fear of the great mole rat