Need some help from the world of academia...

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Yeah, humanity most likely not to persist long enough, at least in our current form, for this to be an issue. I would expect us to have evolved into some sort of space-faring organism by that point in time, and we would most likely have burned up our planet just fine by ourselves before the sun goes all genocide on us.
 
Still...its a weird title nonetheless lol

I can answer this!

After this dude’s PhD, he probably didn’t get a full-time university professor job right away - since they’re hard to come by. Instead, he went looking for “postdoctoral fellowships” - which are short 1-2 year term positions that allow somebody to work on another research project after their doctoral work is already completed.

Sometimes if a university is lucky, a wealthy benefactor will donate money that helps to fund postdoctoral research. Sometimes they attach stipulations - such as that whoever takes up the postdoc position must be involved with some specific area of research, such as “AI in Science” in this case.

That’s why the official title of the postdoc is the “Eric and Wendy Schmidt . . . Etc.” < They are almost certainly the donors who funded the position, and so get their name attached for the goodwill, and specified the topic that they want to see the award holder work on.
 
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Hello; Have not yet opened any of the links posted. My first thought is from back when a janitor became a sanitation engineer. I do hope this thread evolves into a discussion on AI.
 
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Hello; Have not yet opened any of the links posted. My first thought is from back when a janitor became a sanitation engineer. I do hope this thread evolves into a discussion on AI.

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The cynic in me...who is never far below the surface...wonders how many of these sponsorships come with explicit directions as to what "answers" and "truths" the studies in question are expected to "discover" in exchange for their funding.
 
The cynic in me...who is never far below the surface...wonders how many of these sponsorships come with explicit directions as to what "answers" and "truths" the studies in question are expected to "discover" in exchange for their funding.
In my experience, it would be difficult.

In fact, I don’t know that I can even think of somebody who took up one of these positions who has actually met the donor or the donor’s family.

Usually, somebody from the university office of alumni and donor relations would do the legwork in convincing the wealthy benefactor to donate their hard-earned cash. They’d come up with a name that makes the donor look good - ex.) The Richie J. Richman Fellowship in Cutting Edge Cancer Research. The money would then be deposited into the university’s accounts, with the earmark that it only be used for funding that specific position.

Then, the next academic year, whatever Department the position was going to be based in would send out an advertisement for the term position. They’d form a “hiring committee,” which normally includes members of the Department, one or two members from another university department in the same institution, and perhaps an external representative from the same field but another university. It would be extremely odd for somebody representing the donor to be included on the committee, though I can’t say for sure it has never happened.

Then, once the candidate gets the job, there wouldn’t really be a way to keep tabs on their work, aside from reading what they publish and then complaining to the university about it if the donors don’t like it. And the publications might only come out after the term fellowship is already finished.

To be honest, I suspect that most donors concern with the ongoing work ends with getting their name on the position, maybe being recognized at an alumni night or in the university magazine, or maybe getting a building or something named after them.
 
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I'd like to think that your description of the way it should work is accurate...but I can't help but believe there are numerous ways that it might go a bit differently. I can even postulate a scenario:

The salesman...because that is of course what he is...from the university woos and courts potential donors. Being a good salesman, he reads his target and gets a feel for their motivations and desires, and of course he plays to those desires. Sure, if the would-be donor is torn between donating to a home for wayward Gerbils and funding a study, then the salesman can quite likely sell his proposal simply by promising a name plaque on the building, or a bunch of park benches on the grass, or whatever other little perk might turn the donor's crank. But if the would-be donor has some financial connection to a company that might benefit from a particular result to the study, the salesman...being a good salesman...might suggest that a generous donation could go a long way towards finding the answer that would be most advantageous to that company. I might even go so far as to suggest that this good salesman might approach specific potential donors who fall into that category, i.e. people who are essentially looking for good press and/or advertising for their wares.

The salesman then approaches a highly-placed individual at the university...or perhaps has already been in contact all along...and suggests that a particular study resulting in a particular outcome would not only be very likely to receive funding...but that the funding might also extend to other studies or other needs of the university...or somebody. That highly-placed individual could use his/her status and influence at the university to steer the selection committee in a, shall we say...desirable direction. That person, or perhaps another minion, suggests to the person in charge of the actual study that there might be some immediate or future benefit to them if their study's findings indicate that this is true, and that is not, and all of it points to the oh-so-desirable outcome discussed quietly by others.

No need for a direct meeting between the donor and anyone at the university who is directly related to the research study. Nothing in writing that outlines all the details of the dealings, certainly not all in one place.

I'm not going to suggest that I have any personal experience with the inner workings of the university, because I freely admit that I don't. I have a few decades experience in dealing with people...let's just call it "life"...and it makes me aware that there are a lot of crooks out there, at all levels of society. I don't believe for a second that the hallowed halls of academia are any less prone to human greed and desire; it's just another business, with maybe a slightly more dignified facade.
 
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Oh, in this case the scheme is really quite straightforward: Eric Schmidt is happy about any kind of boost to AI research, including "AI is going to kill us all" research (he calls it "AI risk" and also funds it). He doesn't particularly need to nudge the postdoc to any particular direction, he can sit back and let the man do the work.

As for why this fellow went from astrophysics to AI, he didn't, really - he just went from doing programming for astronomers to doing programming for Google's pet AI department. If asked about his job, he'd just say "researcher" or "postdoc". The full title is an artifact of naming conventions in English and German colleges, which were sponsored by nobles who love to give their names to things.

You might recall that ol' Jonald Ronald Rolkien Tolkien was the Merton Chair in Literature at Oxford until his death, for example, but he remained a man instead of being transmuted into furniture to suit his job.
 
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makes me aware that there are a lot of crooks out there, at all levels of society. I don't believe for a second that the hallowed halls of academia are any less prone to human greed and desire; it's just another business, with maybe a slightly more dignified facade.
Hello; I moved back to my hometown area going on 16 years go. Found decent internet and started on this forum soon after. From the backyard of the place I bought I can see a bit of the campus of what use to be a small college back in the 1960's when I left. Even 15+ years ago that small college had already begun major expansions. Expansions which continued and are still going big time.
I imagine most of us understand how all this might be paid for. I suspect the federally backed student loans are the main reason. I have two houses near me which were family homes but are now rented to students. I get to know some students. Some have crushing student debt; you know the sort which have amounted to over one trillion dollars by now. I figure most know of the attempts to move that debt over onto us taxpayers. But that is a topic for a different thread.
The point is my take is universities all over are taking advantage of the big monies to be had. Guess such could be justified if the students were coming away with an education which gave them good paying jobs. Guess that is not happening based on all the sad stories about student outcomes. Perhaps another topic for a different time. So yes, I can see the slightly more dignified facade.
 
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