Yeah, I don't use anything even approaching that complexity. No primary/secondary drain, no full siphon, etc. I am talking about one or more holes drilled at water level, equipped with bulkheads, that dump water into the small external tank...which is usually just a bucket on a shelf. From there, direct drain into the sump through a bulkhead in the bottom, sometimes with a short vertical piece screwed in to create a small overflow chamber in case a small fish or something slips in from the tank.
My bad, I think that all the assorted overflow/drain systems with names like Bean Animal, Durso, etc. are designed to minimize noise? I literally don't give that a thought, I just have water pouring out of my tanks into my filters. Being deaf as a post and keeping my fish in the basement allows this to work for me.
If you want a "proper" overflow/drain system that operates silently and requires multiple standpipes...I've got nothing. Any turtle is like a bull in a china shop when it comes to tank furnishings. Your monster is likely more like a brontosaurus...
Looking forward to seeing what you come up with!