Pun Thread

[SilverArowanaBoi]

I've been on a dad joke and pun kick...pun-ishing my friends and family with horrible jokes. I wanted to create a thread for other pun and dad joke enthusiasts out there who also love torturing their friends and family with bad puns. Let the pun begin!

Here are a few of mine (I've been mainly doing egg jokes):

1. What happens when a male chicken creates multiple broods of eggs with multiple hens? Pol-egg-amy

2. What is a chicken's favorite type of government? Ol-egg-garchy.

3. My favorite day is Fry-Day...I can finally unscramble my egg-shausted brain from the week's events.

Hopefully, y'all won't be egg-asperated from reading these puns...

 

[SilverArowanaBoi]

How should you dress at a farmer's wedding? Eggs travagently.

 

[esoxlucius]

How should you approach a chicken which is wearing hobnailed boots and carrying a flick knife?

EGGS tremely carefully!!

This thread is going to be fowl!

 

[Caperguy99]

What is a pig’s favourite karate move?

The pork chop!

*ba-dum tss*

 

[AR1]

Here are some egg-cellent puns!

1. What do you call a clever egg?
   An egg-head, of course—it’s always cracking new ideas!
2. How did the egg break up with the whisk?
   It just couldn’t handle the egg-beater relationship.
3. Why did the egg go to school?
   To get egg-ucated!
4. Why don't eggs do well in school?
   They crack under pressure during egg-sams!
5. How does an egg stay motivated?
   It’s always egg-cited about the sunny side of things!
6. What's an egg's favorite movie genre?
   Eggs-entials...you know, classic egg-sploration flicks.
7. What do you call an egg that likes to party?
   An egg-strovert!

Hope these puns don’t egg-noy anyone too much!

 

[esoxlucius]

You're getting a little over egg thusiastic regarding the egg puns aren't you!!

 

[Friller2009]

SilverArowanaBoi bloody hell mate how far back into this forum have you gone. Just had a reaction from you on a post from 2 years ago in a bug fix thread?

 

[AR1]

You're getting a little over egg thusiastic regarding the egg puns aren't you!!

Well, I can't help it—I’m just eggs-tremely passionate about cracking yolks!

 

[esoxlucius]

SilverArowanaBoi bloody hell mate how far back into this forum have you gone. Just had a reaction from you on a post from 2 years ago in a bug fix thread?

I think his mission is to go that far back into the archive that he wants to resurrect and give advice on a thread that was started before he was actually born!!!!

 

[SilverArowanaBoi]

SilverArowanaBoi bloody hell mate how far back into this forum have you gone. Just had a reaction from you on a post from 2 years ago in a bug fix thread?

Lol sorry. I keep forgetting that y'all get notifications from my reactions.