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esoxlucius

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And I always thought the great chicken philosophers thought about the age old question......What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Do we have an answer?
 
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And I always thought the great chicken philosophers thought about the age old question......What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Do we have an answer?
If one views evolution as being a single file line with one creature giving birth to the one beside it that is a fraction of a percent different until it can no longer be considered the same creature then that means the egg came first.
 

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If one views evolution as being a single file line with one creature giving birth to the one beside it that is a fraction of a percent different until it can no longer be considered the same creature then that means the egg came first.
It's much easier than that Brian. The egg did indeed come first, about 150 million years before the chicken. Reptiles were about and they laid eggs. Birds didn't come about until a long long time after. Simple really.
 
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But we're being way to serious there, so...

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!!

Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To get to the other side!!

Lol. I hope y'all appreciate that, it took me ages to think of it.
 

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiots house.

esoxlucius esoxlucius I have a good one for you, knock knock
 

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But we're being way to serious there, so...

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!!

Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To get to the other side!!

Lol. I hope y'all appreciate that, it took me ages to think of it.
Here is one based on that:

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock (Insert who's there), THE CHICKEN!

Here are some non-chicken related puns:

I can make Holy Water...I have to boil the Hell out of it.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What is Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1

What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality
 
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiots house.

esoxlucius esoxlucius I have a good one for you, knock knock
Dammit you stole mine... :cry:
 
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I thought of another one...where could John go to find the bots he is so desperate to slay? Botswana!
 
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