Due to the vast intelligence of the staff of our local PetsMart, my girlfriend and I refer to it as PetStupid! The staff is mostly made up of bubble gum chewing high school girls who don't have a clue, and don't want to touch your frozen fish food packs because "they are gross". I must admit I've taken advantage of them numerous times, as most don't know a platy from a clown knife. 
