Your wish is my command.....
"Hello, hello, hello, and what do we have here then? Would you kindly assist me down to the station please, we have a few questions for you regarding your peculiar choice of fish in your home aquarium."
There, that's my best British Bobby impression, will that suffice, lol.
Sounds as though you have extensive personal experience with the police, Esox...any stories to tell?

Comparing the approaches used by police really highlights the difference between our three countries.
England: Hello, hello, hello, and what do we have here then?
USA: Freeze, a-hole!
Canada: Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line and the next available operator will be pleased to assist you...