It's a running joke between us cyclists, of a certain age, we refer to ourselves as "MAMIL's". Middle aged men in lycra! Lol.
Sounds ridiculous doesn't it. Well sounding ridiculous is nothing compared to what we actual LOOK like! especially when we dismount and start walking around.
Cycling shoes are something to behold. Fantastic on the bike, you can really put some power down, and up, on the peddles because you're actually attached to them?
The front sole has a mechanism attached called a cleat and this is what "clips in" to the actual peddle. But it protrudes, it stands quite proud of the actual sole, and so walking on them becomes quite difficult, and ridiculous looking, especially when you add to the mix the rest of our attire, figure hugging lycra!
Once I start a ride I'm on the bike until i get back home, usually. This saves any embarrassment of dismounting half way through a ride and looking like a right plank.
But of course if you don't fuel up properly, or run out of liquids during a longer ride, then you have to stop at the shop to stock up, which I've had to do on occasion.
Imagine walking, no, waddling more like, through a store dressed in lycra. Trust me, it looks as ridiculous as it sounds, lol.
The saving grace is that those daft helmets we wear, along with our cycling glasses, mean that we are quite inconspicuous, from a facial point of view anyway, lol. So if you were to pass someone you knew they wouldn't recognise you anyway!
Sorry
RD.
Thread derailment on an epic scale...again! Lol.