I find it at once humorous, sad and accurate when the OP refers to the "manufacturing" of these goofy cartoon critters. Breeders long ago perfected the art and science of controlled devolution, which might not be a real word but certainly should be. They create life-forms for vanity and/or profit, with no foresight or responsibility required.
Most aquarists are guilty to some extent of peeing in the gene pool. At its most common level, it consists of coddling and nurturing entire hatches of fry to maximize production. Instead of a fraction of a percent of them making it to adulthood...the absolute strongest, fastest, smartest, luckiest few...we strive to save them all, either because they're so cute, or because each dead one translates to a bit less profit at selling or trade-in time.
Hybridizers continue their insane quest to cross everything with everything else. Then they fight and argue about the names to apply to these mutts. Threads are started to ask if the Super Cross-shingled Red/Green Purple-eyed Dragonburp Snotsucker they were sold...is actually something else. Maybe a Red/Blue? Maybe Mauve-eyed? Maybe...heaven forbid!...it isn't even a true Snotsucker at all! And...is it high-quality?
And now, we have the DNA injectors and the gene splicers and the gamma ray irradiators and who-knows-what else. Are they creating GMO's? Or maybe just GFUO's?
When will it end? Simple; it will never end. Combine greed, vanity and irresponsibility in equal portions...add a dash of short-sightedness...season with a touch of Idon'tcareaboutanything...and you have a recipe for the kind of mess that can only get worse as time passes.

Most aquarists are guilty to some extent of peeing in the gene pool. At its most common level, it consists of coddling and nurturing entire hatches of fry to maximize production. Instead of a fraction of a percent of them making it to adulthood...the absolute strongest, fastest, smartest, luckiest few...we strive to save them all, either because they're so cute, or because each dead one translates to a bit less profit at selling or trade-in time.
Hybridizers continue their insane quest to cross everything with everything else. Then they fight and argue about the names to apply to these mutts. Threads are started to ask if the Super Cross-shingled Red/Green Purple-eyed Dragonburp Snotsucker they were sold...is actually something else. Maybe a Red/Blue? Maybe Mauve-eyed? Maybe...heaven forbid!...it isn't even a true Snotsucker at all! And...is it high-quality?

And now, we have the DNA injectors and the gene splicers and the gamma ray irradiators and who-knows-what else. Are they creating GMO's? Or maybe just GFUO's?
When will it end? Simple; it will never end. Combine greed, vanity and irresponsibility in equal portions...add a dash of short-sightedness...season with a touch of Idon'tcareaboutanything...and you have a recipe for the kind of mess that can only get worse as time passes.
I really hope this is one of those cases where the written word doesn't capture the true intent of a sarcastic or humorous statement.The best reason for doing something is always, "because we can".![]()
