Imagine a rhino at a party—he’s big, bulky, and everyone’s kind of nervous, but he’s actually the clumsiest guy in the room. He charges in like he’s ready to take over the dance floor, but instead of grooving, he trips over the punch bowl and spills it everywhere. Now, he’s confused, looking around like, “Who did that?!” Everyone’s trying not to laugh because this massive tank of an animal just face-planted over a plastic chair. And here’s the kicker: rhinos have such bad eyesight, they probably think the chair attacked them first!
