Someone said something about Aussie accents so i hit em with this. LOL
Is this what you want.
"G'day mate, I'm a true blue dinky di aussie, just rode in on a Roo, gonna eat me a Goanna, you can eat 'em but they taste like sh*t, best to smear vegemite over it and shes good to go. Goin' down wagga wagga to see me mate gazza about a Torrie, for sale lad!!!!"
Translation:
"Hello friend, I am an authentic Australian citizen, ?????, I am going to eat a fairly large Arid lizard, they aren't very nice, it tastes better covered in a thick black smearable substance full of protein that tastes just..........vile, now i'm ready to eat. I'am going to a south coast town who's name derives from an Aboriginal term, to see a close friend by the name Gary or Garreth about a Holden Torana that he has for sale second hand."