Ha,ha," Come on guys we are going to Canada to sneak out some duty free Sandastik aquarium sand. Let's visit a strip bar, while we are there up there. They can, you know strip all the way."
On the way back through the border. " Anything to report? "
"Uh, uh, why no officer, we no notching to report. Nada. "
"Why is the car so tipped and leaning to to the back? And why are the back tires almost flat?''.
" Uh uh, bad shocks aeh Officer? And I'm sorry, I keep meaning to fill those back tires, with air officer, they got a slow leak."
" Both tires at the same time is it.?"
"Why yes, that's it officer."
"Could you please open the trunk?"
"But why officer? Well, okay."
"Could please step this way Gentleman. And tell me what this? "
"Told you this was bad idea!"
"Shut up, at least you got to see the strippers"
"Yah, I think the one liked me."
"How can you tell they had masks on, and that's all they had on."
"Now please be quiet. Hello Mom. They stopped us at the border. Can you call Uncle Harold the lawyer. Yeah they stopped us at border. They are going to fine us and confuscated all my beautful Sandtastik Carribean Mist Beach Sand to sand their roads with when it snows. Send money Mom, they don't take American express. No Mom I don't send an apple pie. You don't think they can get me for bribing an officer with a pie do you? Ok Ma send the pie. Yeah, yeah, I love you too, you're an angel."
On the way back through the border. " Anything to report? "
"Uh, uh, why no officer, we no notching to report. Nada. "
"Why is the car so tipped and leaning to to the back? And why are the back tires almost flat?''.
" Uh uh, bad shocks aeh Officer? And I'm sorry, I keep meaning to fill those back tires, with air officer, they got a slow leak."
" Both tires at the same time is it.?"
"Why yes, that's it officer."
"Could you please open the trunk?"
"But why officer? Well, okay."
"Could please step this way Gentleman. And tell me what this? "
"Told you this was bad idea!"
"Shut up, at least you got to see the strippers"
"Yah, I think the one liked me."
"How can you tell they had masks on, and that's all they had on."
"Now please be quiet. Hello Mom. They stopped us at the border. Can you call Uncle Harold the lawyer. Yeah they stopped us at border. They are going to fine us and confuscated all my beautful Sandtastik Carribean Mist Beach Sand to sand their roads with when it snows. Send money Mom, they don't take American express. No Mom I don't send an apple pie. You don't think they can get me for bribing an officer with a pie do you? Ok Ma send the pie. Yeah, yeah, I love you too, you're an angel."