Friday Free-For-All....

[Deadliestviper7]

Graffiti seen on wall,said:
Things I hate:
1. Vandalism.
2.irony
3. List

 

[krichardson]

My friend said onions were the only food that make u cry.
So that's why I beat him with a coconut.
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Study's show birthdays r good for you.
They found people who celebrated more lived longer.
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Im in good shape.
Unfortunately that shape is a potato

Question written on bathroom wall above the urinal,"what are you looking up here for,ashamed?"

 

[Deadliestviper7]

Ladies if your boyfriend/husband can't fish and hunt,you got a girlfriend.
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A taxi driver picks up 3 very drunk guys.
He revs the engine a bit then turns it off.
The first drunk pays him and gets out,the second thanks him and leaves,the third slaps the driver(the driver thinks he's caught) but the third drunk says" next time don't drive so fast you could of killed us!

 

[millerkid519]

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[Deadliestviper7]

On a sign: speed limit enforced by sniper!

 

[millerkid519]

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[pops]

 

[PYRU]

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[krichardson]

Forecast calls for snow this weekend,might need to pull these bad boys out.

 

[PYRU]

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