Here are a few others since I revived this thread:
Time flies like an arrow, and fruit flies like a banana.
To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.
My grandpa has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Coffee has a rough time in our house... it gets mugged every single morning!
I'll find some more...
Time flies like an arrow, and fruit flies like a banana.
To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.
My grandpa has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Coffee has a rough time in our house... it gets mugged every single morning!
I'll find some more...
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