your a popular guy, what can i say....
as for the drift wood, go you not have lakes near you?, visit any lake, walf around the parimiter and lood for the wood that washes up on shore. my next door neighbour goes camping all the time, he takes this stuff off the shore and burns it as fire wook, now we are talking about 2'X4' pieces, when i herd this i almost $h!T!!! and i yelled at him a bit, the next time he went out he brought me about 10 pieces, one being 3'x2' and it looks sweet, thats going into the pond. the rest are decoration for the property.
$20 in gas is better then $200-$900 for drift wood.