Live an hour north of Winnipeg, Manitoba (often referred to, not-so-affectionately, as Winterpeg).
Work at a hydroelectric site almost exactly 1000km straight north from home.
Here's looking out the back door...won't be sitting in the deck chairs anytime soon. There are currently three 150-gallon stock tanks, upside down now, lined up against that little fence behind the small tree on the left. They're 24 inches deep/tall; they're there...somewhere...
And, yes...we don't have a lot of California-style long-hair surfer dudes 'round these parts...