Pun Thread

[SilverArowanaBoi]

Here are a few others since I revived this thread:

Time flies like an arrow, and fruit flies like a banana.

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

My grandpa has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

Coffee has a rough time in our house... it gets mugged every single morning!

I'll find some more...

 

[SilverArowanaBoi]

Here is one I made up: Why do rocks have a spotless home? Because they like to have a clean slate.

A few more I didn't make up:

Why was the color green notoriously single? It was always jaded.

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

5/4 people admit they're bad at fractions.

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth...then it becomes a soap opera.

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"